There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star. His
parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.
Yo Harry! You're a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione. McGonagall
requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a Daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed. The
sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone and Harry's in Mortal
danger.
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret
chamber.
Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementors come and take
charge. Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large.
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